crackerhell:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

…this is probably the fucking best idea i have literally ever heard of in my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE

(via fish-and-swallow)

navalenigma:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

i’ve been where this guy is so many times in my life
“shit… …okay.”

(Source: youtube.com, via lord-kitschener)

lord-kitschener:

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

I want to see what happens when you have this in a room with somebody who is tripping balls on something

(Source: gaksdesigns)

(Source: buffypratt, via mellowjazzdecent)

(Source: roserory, via tm64)

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

(Source: buffypratt, via liamdryden)

(Source: haikaay)

susanhlee:

MY FAVORITE FRUIT IS STRAWBERRY STARTING RIGHT NOW.

(Source: spacehitcher, via tm64)

sweetbeatifics:

Satellite Skin || Modest Mouse

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

curiousgeorgiana:

theladyofthorns:

#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly

#a man did not think this through

#a man looks at his life #a man looks at his choices

(via liamdryden)

(Source: eponinny, via fish-and-swallow)

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

(via lord-kitschener)

ahummingbirdcrashed:

Domhnall Gleeson dans About Time (2013, Richard Curtis)

Crédits : Pour ces gifs, j’ai utilisé le PSD 01 de Shiya. 

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